Too too early

Things that it's too early for:
1. A bunch of random people to appear on the "who's online" stats of my site!
2. Eating anything raw
3. Eating anything with eyes
4. More than two people screaming ohio gozimas at you
5. Bento boxes
6. Walking in a straight line
7. Intelligent conversation
8. Being social. Being nice even. Dammit even being pleasant.
9. Typing live comments from the field
10. Navigating the 500 metres from my hotel to work.
11. Sitting upright.
12. Continuing this list any longer.