Motivation vs realist

I am a realist. Some people call me cynical. I call them idealists. Get it?!

My father is an idealist. That's the only reason why I have a book on how to turn your failures into successes. The difference between us is that I don't call them failures, I call it life.

I brace myself for the worst, and am pleased when something better happens.

Anyway this demotivational website is right for my sense of humour. I might order dad a desk calendar and see if he gets the realism.